Still the best parody of the social media gurus littering the web :).
Stuffed full of classic lines:
“Show me to your computer and I’ll hook your Twitter to your Facebook and plug your blog feed into my reader.”
And:
“I’ll just sign you up to a few free internet sites, point you in the direction of using common fucking sense and then make my escape with your cash, while you come to terms with how stupid you were to spend money and hire me in the first place.”